@causticbob: You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb.
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@kevinseccia: I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal.
@WalkingOutside: I let my baby girl know she can do anything. Except taking the bow out of her hair cuz IT'S REALLY CUTE AND SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE IT ALONE.
@ihuffpaint: what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun
@goodhairperson: I forgot the word "torch" earlier today so I googled "fire on a stick." I have two degrees in English.