@TheTweetOfGod: You can lead a horse to water but only if you grew up on a farm or something.
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@GinAndJif: Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?
@thezachmaginnis: My sister told me to "take the spider out" instead of "kill" it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?