@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.
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@rickolantern: Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying "you know, the hot blond" is conducive to sofa sleeping.
@0v3rthOught: Let's go to bed and do naughty things. Fast forward to: jumping on the bed wearing our shoes and giggling uncontrollably.
@OldUncleDaveO: If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.