@pizzajaynow: You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots.
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@Man_Ona_Ledge: How's adulting going for me today u ask? Well,I just spend 20 minutes looking for my phone in my car While using my phone as a flashlight.
@GingerHotDish: [police interrogation room] Officer: you've been identified as the runner who.. Me: Let me stop you right there.
@MikeCanRant: My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school.
@Dutch_50: I'm at a point in my life where I admire the majestic full trees in my yard and marvel at the amount of leaves I'll need to rake.