@pizzajaynow: You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots.
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@spicy_peen: What medications do I take? I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
@TheRolo: I almost got ran over by joggers. I saved myself by pretending to be a stop light. I got away while they jogged in place.
@Rollinintheseat: Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell "She's right there!" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater.