@TheAlexNevil: You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed.
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@Darlainky: A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, "Well, we were separated at birth."
@Vice_Queen: So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?
@swisherr_tweet: How to be a white girl: 1.) Get a frappuccino from Starbucks 2.) take a picture drinking it 3.) Instagram it 4.) hash tag 'summerrrrrrrrr'
@Boleyngirly: I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off.