@TheAlexNevil: You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed.
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@natedog2049: Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon.
@tdwyer618: The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
@Dani_Feld: When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing.
@dblackattack: It's nothing serious, we're not dating or anything, we just sometimes get brunch together, were just Friends with Benedict.