@TheAlexNevil: You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed.
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@llvvzz: Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media.
@mortimermaiden: Judge: The jury finds the defendant guilty. Me: Nooooooooo. Judge: Again, you're the plaintiff. Me: Haha. Oh yeah.
@ColoChiver: Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?