@TheAlexNevil: You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed.
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@BuckyIsotope: WHO SAID "YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED" A) Gov. George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above