@DaddyJew: You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout "police emergency" and run away
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@SarahThyre: During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy.
@WookieInMyPants: Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out
@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
@StymieBrewer: Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours.