@DaddyJew: You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout "police emergency" and run away
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@KyleMcDowell86: [Old lady] Please dont pet my dog. She's a service dog [Me] Omg I'm so sorry (stands up straight & salutes dog) Thank you for your service
@Gooooats: Oh, you want to know if I'm a good kisser? *puts cherry stem in mouth* *spits out entire wicker bed and makes out with you on it*
@Bob_Heller: Every single cat would kill you if it was big enough. Think about THAT when you are deciding between name brand cat food and the generic.