@Maxine12333: You can lose a lot on a no carb, no sugar diet. I tried it and immediately lost my will to live.
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@wesleybordelon: Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section.
@JohnDuffy21: Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.
@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.
@bkdcasey: I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual. So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners.