@Maxine12333: You can lose a lot on a no carb, no sugar diet. I tried it and immediately lost my will to live.
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@Fred_Delicious: I bet Lincoln is looking down like "dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"
@hazelmotes1: You literally misuse the word "literally" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally.