@SomthinBoutSara: You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!
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@WilliamRodgers: How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!
@VodkaThursday: Dinosaurs could be a lot prettier if we'd all just admit they had feathers. I mean they would still eat you, but they would do it prettily.
@Elizasoul80: What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals.
@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.