@SomthinBoutSara: You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!
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@itsa_talia: my cat sounds so cute when he sneezes but i really wish he'd stop wasting the coke. it's like goddamn amateur hour with him.
@PopSlapFunk: Fun Fact: You can be charged with home invasion and aggravated assault if you use a box cutter to break down cardboard and a hobo's inside.
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.
@ericsshadow: ME: have you seen my keys? WIFE: check your pockets ME: nope [phone rings] ME: hello? CIA: check your other pocket