@TheMichaelRock: You can now take small knives with you on planes, but my 4oz bottle of mouth wash is dangerous. Got it!
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@extranapkins: Remember "pantsing" people in high school... sneaking up behind one of your bros and slipping an extra pair of pants on over his pants
@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.
@Tresca69: Revenge is never as satisfying as you'd hope And the cops always come sooner then you expect
@HeyZeus666: I could lose 120 pounds in less than a week, but apparently there's some kind of silly NewYork law against killing your ex.