@weinerdog4life: You can pretend you're a ghost at pottery barn, there's no laws against that
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@david8hughes: [leans against bus stop as bus approaches & winks at girl waiting] I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to.
@LoverOfComics94: One day she says "Treat me like a princess," the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women...
@BrianIncognito: My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.