@fightforfood: You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor
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@NikkiGlaser: What if ISIS started claiming responsibility for nice things like when my mom says, "who emptied the dishwasher?!"
@PhuckinCody: WIFE: wtf did u spend $13,000 on at walmart? ME: [brushing my zebra] he just walked by the scanner and i couldn't put him back
@cjwerleman: Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them.