@Ristolable: You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means.
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@anon_mommy: Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to "reconnect". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass
@goodballs: If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh marry them.
@Moochava: Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go.
@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.