@Darlainky: I’m going green for the holidays. Grinch green.

@DothTheDoth: Horror movies have given me an unrealistic expectation about finding an armoire with a false back where a ghost lives.

@Midgetspar: I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things.

@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.

@bombfunk75: Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip