@FadeAway2: Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team

@PeachCoffin: I just ran a .003048K

@DanKCharnley: He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture.

@haolegurl808: One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.

@Shock_Monster: I think the guy in front of me is trying to resolve the world's economic issues single handedly at this ATM.