@ch000ch: you can skip the karate classes and just buy a black belt. no one will care.
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@ilovepie84: Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort.
@3KidsNoJoke: Biden: I locked him in the bathroom, run! Obama: Joe! You can't...Give me the keys! Joe! Joe: WHEEEE! #bidenmeme #Election2016
@Shock_Monster: Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food.
@StarksWeek: How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to "Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me"?