@ch000ch: you can skip the karate classes and just buy a black belt. no one will care.
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@LuvPug: I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day.
@panmidwest: JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?
@SlabBaconBP: I hate when I accidentally say "I love you" instead of "I'm biologically driven to want to reproduce with you & I'm temporarily delusional"