@Darlainky: I’m going green for the holidays.
Grinch green.
@DothTheDoth: Horror movies have given me an unrealistic expectation about finding an armoire with a false back where a ghost lives.
@Midgetspar: I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things.
@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.
@bombfunk75: Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower.
Mine is Crankshaft Tulip
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