@mdob11: You can take the girl out of the food court, but not this girl. I'm staying.
@Thynebear: "There are hot Shingles in your area"
- My Doctor
@northpacific: "You're not the pizza guy." Bin Laden's last words.
@njlitigator: Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens
@AmnesiaRose: *walks in on home intruder
"omg please don't look at the dust!"
@bromanconsul: congrats to those who made it onto my "Not A Lizard" spreadsheet in 2015. to the rest of u, better luck next year and/or die reptilian scum.