@theshamingofjay: You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji.
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@KalvinMacleod: ME: I’ve been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are you saving for your child’s tuition because education is important
@MandiAtRandom: Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
@Marcmywords2: The family you've pictured in your mind, is never the one that shows up at the BBQ.