@Darlainky: You can tell a lot about a person by eavesdropping in on their conversations in the bathroom.
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@undeadmolly: My parents are always pestering me to have kids. "Who will carry on the ancient family curse?" they say.
@3sunzzz: My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga.
@bearloverbobby: I went to AT&T and asked for a sim card. They told me I had to call them to activate it. See the problem...