@Crunk_Jews: You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits.
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@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
@MarkTConard: Someone hash-tagged "share the love," and I read it as "shave the love." I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that.
@7_Cents: Good Cop: *reaches for his gun* Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*