@Crunk_Jews: You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits.
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@Jenny4ashley: Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.
@XplodingUnicorn: My 1-year-old stabbed a stuffed animal with a broken plastic spoon. She learned to fight in prison.
@lovemyboots111: Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months.
@therepoguy: If your wife says "take out the trash" do not reply with "you cooked it you take it out."