@Crunk_Jews: You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits.
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@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
@JuliaChildCIA: "I have found our arguments quite useful - almost as useful as those I had with my father." - Spock and the guy I end up marrying.
@LilBlueBlood: Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*
@Book_Krazy: Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine