@Eagle_Vision: You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you.
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@PaperWash: If your online dating profile says "I don't have sex on the first date" then that's why you're on a dating website.
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.
@iwearaonesie: 9: The remote isn't working me: Did you smack it? 9: Yep me: Did you push the button down really hard? 9: Yep me: Well I'm out of ideas