@Sean_Burgundy_: You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer
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@CulturedRuffian: Could you play us a song? Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*