@Sean_Burgundy_: You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer
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@michaelianblack: I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please.
@DaHess1: Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.
@TheTweetOfGod: When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they've been lying.