@Sean_Burgundy_: You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer
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@WineMummy: The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian.
@WeissBrandon: Cop: FREEZE, DON'T MOVE!!! Me: *stops moving* Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me:... Cop: NOW! Me:... Me:... Cop: for the love of god...unfreeze
@Jake_Vig: My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.