@Sean_Burgundy_: You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer
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@kellyoxford: "The only way I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, is if it was a Jay-Z concert" - my 9 yr old daughter
@Shock_Monster: The bravest thing you can do is change & the weakest is to settle for comfort. But, seriously, that remote is really far from the couch.
@steveolivas: If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?