@LionJenkins: you can tell im drunk by the number of made-up words i concoctulate
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@thepunningman: Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports
@therealeatwood: [Enter Password] drapes [Re-enter Password] carpet [Error: Passwords must match]
@TheCareBare: "Baby last night you were so hot, let's do it all over again this morning." -me, speaking to this leftover pizza.