@LionJenkins: you can tell im drunk by the number of made-up words i concoctulate
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@mattchew81: A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say "I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"
@FrenulumBreve: Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually.
@themiltron: interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death