@EliTerry: you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker
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@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
@Elizasoul80: [my husband turning onto our street] "know what I think?" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. "we've been down this road before"
@KenJennings: The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
@jwoodham: DATING TIP: Pick up the check. Pick up the table. Pick up the chairs and the waitress and the bartender. Everyone loves upper body strength.