@EliTerry: you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine.
@jakob_huber: One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom.
@Tbone7219: You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?
@JasonLastname: Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.