@mstern68: You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'
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@GrantTanaka: showed up to a party wearing the same shirt as someone else, how did we both fit in one shirt
@SeanEmeny: My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!
@XplodingUnicorn: Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America