@Underchilde: You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you.
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@LnL245: [Checking in at Comic Con] Attendant: How long did you spend on your cosplay? Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
@fluffysuse: If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel.
@withanewname: Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other