@Underchilde: You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you.
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@robfee: If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn’t have to pay taxes for a year.
@KentWGraham: Don’t believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won’t actually stick to someone’s face.
@Cheeseboy22: Every time my dentist is kind enough to tell me I need to floss, I am kind enough to tell him that he needs to trim his nostril hairs.
@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.