@TheThryll: You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss.
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@mzyvonne7: I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday
@2tickytacky: I went into a store with my kid and came out with a different one by accident. This one is a keeper. He says he does brake work. Well see.
@Fred_Delicious: the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules
@OfficialBanks93: If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working