@walruslifestyle: you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried
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@DancesWithTamis: Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?
@ShesARealGenius: I like how Band-Aids come in 2 varieties: Stays on For a Second Before Falling Off or Needs WD-40 For Removal From Skin.
@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx