@walruslifestyle: you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried
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@Howiesbookclub: "Daddy, are we poor?" Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No. "Compared to my friends?" Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt.
@Reverend_Scott: Batman: Use this spotlight to call me. Robin: What if it's daytime? Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?" "Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."