@Adar79Angie: "You can't build your own man." They told me. But they underestimate my low standards. And my shopping cart full of luncheon meats.
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@secondofhername: What is the difference between a girl and a pool table? You have a shot with a pool table.
@mrtruthandsoul: Top 5 oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp 2. Civil war 3. Virtual reality 4. Great outdoors 5. Family vacation
@JRehling: God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.