@HeyoShellz: You can't change a person unless they wear adult diapers
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@glenna_opt: we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it
@thatdutchperson: Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch.
@TheHyyyype: [planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*