@JD_KC: You can't fix stupid but you can fantasize about slapping the shit out of it.
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@Darlainky: Nice try appliances that play music when the cycle is over. You're not tricking me into enjoying housework.
@ElleOhHell: Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion
@liv_thatsme: I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now.