@donni: You can't get pregnant from sex with a condom, only from sex with a person
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@awordforaword: *men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*
@Karissajem: So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was "supposed to look natural." My hair is purple, guys. Purple.
@Naked_Wombat: 9: You like Twitter Dad? Me: Yep 9: I'll join and be your friend. M: Cool, extra math is great! 9: It's a math thing? M: yep 9: nevermind