@david8hughes: You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.
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@Reverend_Scott: "The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online." - idiots
@shwebby3: Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard
@squirrel74wkgn: "Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?