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@3sunzzz: You can't leave the aquarium with a penguin.

It's a stuffed animal I got in the gift shop.

Ma'am, it's moving.

I GOT IT IN THE GIFT SHOP!

You can’t leave the aquarium with a penguin.

It’s a stuffed animal I got in the gift shop.

Ma’am, it’s moving.

I GOT IT IN THE GIFT SHOP!

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