@weinerdog4life: You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal
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@birbigs: It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars.
@MoneypennyNaked: Apparently speed dating doesn't involve taking amphetamines. UGH. Worst night ever.
@Jenn_H_Scott: 7yo: Why can't I have coffee? Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!