@MikeDrucker: You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!
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@MariyaAlexander: Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less.
@theshamingofjay: What is everyone writing songs about? John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
@awkwardphilippe: That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes.