@Ms_WhateverV: "You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!"- toddlers, teenagers and US congress
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@peeznuts: -Give it to me straight doc. -You'll never walk again. -Now give it to me gay. -You'll never stroll merrily down the boardwalk again.
@Midgetspar: Teleportation seems like an awesome idea until Creepy Stan from down the street is suddenly washing your back in the shower.
@robfee: The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof
@kaytaa: Sometimes I ask my husband to put away the clean dishes so I can play kitchen scavenger hunt next time I need something.