@Ms_WhateverV: "You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!"- toddlers, teenagers and US congress
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@KeetPotato: [my first day hosting shopping channel] "for those of you who love coconut, boy do we have a product for you" [holds up a coconut]
@KKAlThani: Happy International Women's day. Or a sad one. Or an angry one. Or a passive aggressive one. You never really know with women.
@sixfootcandy: (Breaks car window to save a dog) Guy: I'm in the car! Me: Yeah but it's hot Him: The AC is on! Me: Can I get in? It's really hot out here.
@AGStr8upNinja: If I had the power to control people's minds like Professor Xavier I'd probably just make them get me snacks.