@Ms_WhateverV: "You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!"- toddlers, teenagers and US congress
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@JB4Realz: [Marriage Counseling] Wife: He's always messing up even the simplest phrases. Me: I THOUGHT we were gonna keep that on the download...
@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD
@AntozWolf: Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions.