@KentTheG: It costs today's parents $235,000 to raise a child. And that's just for the alcohol.
@Black__Elvis: I’m hot blooded, check it & see/ I got a fever of 103/ why’s everyone on the bus screaming/ maybe I shoulda wiped off the rectal thermometer
@Crutnacker: Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women.
@JustFingKatie: I keep getting a message that "Twitter is having issues"nnGood job guys...we drove twitter crazy!
@BeardSpice: How to kill two birds with one stone:
Step 1: throw a stone at a bird
Step 2: go pick up that stone
Step 3: throw it at another bird
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