@lecalabara: You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body.
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@motrboatr: Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick.
@DurtMcHurtt: CIVIL ENGINEER: ok let's build stuff. UNCIVIL ENGINEER: *smashes popsicle stick bridge*
@goldengateblond: I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor.