@Cali_Kid_Mike: "You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You usually look like shit."
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@PussycatPlace: A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, Doc, I’m horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here.
@NoticablyBacon: Me: If moths like light so much why haven't they all flown into the Sun? Boss:does anyone have any work related questions?