@botandy: You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.
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@ThaJawn: *googles murder tips *adds "asking for a friend" at the end of each search They won't be able to prove a thing! *evil cackles
@Duke1173: As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing.
@WigCannon: "Can I see your ID?" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* "What are you doing?" I don't know.