@TheMichaelRock: You couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands.
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@nealbrennan: Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
@Jenny4ashley: Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway.
@krishna_van: A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.