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@mdob11: You didn't comment on my selfie.
WHO IS SHE
@FaisalAdam_: In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking "how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."
@Marcmywords2: Hey dad, the hospital called, patients
are trying to rest, could you please turn
down your television.
@Moldy_Jellybean: At my funeral I want a magician to saw my coffin in half or I'm not going.
@hippieswordfish: my goth girlfriend says she likes me for who i am on the inside (a skeleton)
@buhsbaby_baby: Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither.