@Tierno158: I invented a game where people get so stoned they can barely walk & chase each other around the yard.
It's called...wait for it: Hash Tag.
@HavocMantis: I'm a fi-sci writer.
"You mean sci-fi?"
No, fi-sci. Fictional Science. Made-up scholarly articles on monsters, magic, and the like.
@NotthatAdamWest: Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices.
@Marlebean: I think my husband is psychic!
"Honey, what do you think of this outfit?"
{from other room}
"You look great!"
@doktorj: Me: Good night Moon
Moon:
Me, climbing out of lunar module two weeks later: Did you get my text?!
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