@cluedont: You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will.
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@robfee: The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse.
@murrman5: [rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus] excuse me, can you slide over so I ca- "NO, there's no room"
@AKackley: Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?
@kellyoxford: "Please add your phone number to secure your acct." Facebook is now the Nigerian Prince.