@cluedont: You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will.
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@Ray_stephan: A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.
@RobertPunchur: I spent a good portion of today sitting in a Snuggie watching Cops. Eventually, they told me to go home and put on pants.
@AtticusFinch79: [God creating bees] GOD: make some of them fuzzy ANGEL: thats good G: make them sting A: okay G: and let's give them teeth! A: too far