@SoulYodeler: You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way I hold a cat.
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@Momtoteens: Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.
@realHamOnWry: It just seems crazy that the final apocalypse could be started by a guy who says "You're fired" every time he launches a nuke.
@: Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.