@SoulYodeler: You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way I hold a cat.
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@ThingsJackDigs: PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds
@TheNardvark: She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano.