@SoulYodeler: You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way I hold a cat.
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@michaeldyllan: Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.
@scottdedalus: Just thinking up snappy comebacks to painful conversations I had 22 years ago. What are YOU doing?
@Cpin42: It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them.
@shanethevein: If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy.