@juneohara65: You don't know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you.
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@jngraphs: *Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*
@Sephira: 2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet.
@palokin: Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it
@Heldinchains: Autocorrect changed honey to homey. Now, instead of going out to a romantic dinner we will be doing a drive-by.