@juneohara65: You don't know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you.
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@davidschneider: I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016.
@FuckabillyRex: I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler.
@AnOrangeSNES: [Dr's office] "I have Carrie like reflexes" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No