@IntrepidDeviant: You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself
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@brianbowman73: Sorry I called you an imbecile. I should've realized I would have to explain to you what that means.
@PostCultRev: DATING PROFILE: I'm looking for a partner in crime FIRST DATE: Okay, I need you to kill the mayor
@simoncholland: Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope.
@MartaEffing: Between bank balances, my weight and age, math makes me more emotional than I ever thought possible.