@Marlebean: You don't know rock bottom until someone tries to tickle your neck fat.
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@Just_Beachy72: Just said “finger bang” instead of “finger guns” and this is why I shouldn’t ever be allowed to speak in public.
@CMFC99: Eventually you're going to achieve self awareness in a padded cell, staring at your palm, realizing twitter was just all your personalities