@samalmightysam: You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial.
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my worcestershire.
@BuckyIsotope: "What's up, doc?" says Bugs Bunny. "Not you," laughs the doctor. "Take these little blue pills." *Looney Tunes music plays*
@joeljeffrey: [buying treadmill] Me: Can I try it out first? Salesperson: Sure Me: (pulls out laundry basket and hangs wet clothes on it) I like it.