@dulcetry: You don't need to write "imo". Nobody is confusing your tweets with Nietzsche.
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@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation...
@nonchalantnacho: Dear family, Since I am unemployed, for Christmas you have a choice of a hug or I'll rap Eminem songs for 5 minutes for you. Love, Danielle