@smithsara79: You don't really know true fear until you're headed to work to teach at a middle school after you tried cutting your own bangs
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@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
@KevinFarzad: I'm tired of being told to remove my card rapidly. Starting a new ATM for people who wanna remove their card at a more chill pace
@backporchlady: Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go.