@irreligiousorg: You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.
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@TodaysResume: Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply "What do you meme?"
@GrantTanaka: they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had
@ArfMeasures: BANK ROBBER: There'll be no trouble as long as everyone is cool ME *remembering I'm me* oh no