@irreligiousorg: You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.
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@SirEviscerate: "What the hell happened to you?" I got tarred by an angry mob. "What about the feathers?" I hugged some ducks to feel better after.
@squirrel74wkgn: I wonder what happens if you put on Axe body spray and Old Spice deodor- ＰＯＯＦ！[ponytail appears]
@bombsydoll: Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids
@underchilde: A jury of my peers would just be 12 people who hate that they had to get up before noon.